My mom is a mouse she lives in a blouse. But if she is a mouse why live in a blouse and not a house?  


My mom is not a mouse but she still lives in a blouse. If she is not a mouse she should live in a house.    


My mother made a meatloaf but I think she made it wrong. It could be that she cooked it just a little bit to long. she pulled it from the oven and we all began to choke the meatloaf was on fire and the kitchen filled with smoke. the smoke detectors squealed  from all the flaming meatloaf haze, my father used his drink to try